Terms & Conditions
Read This Before You Cry About Anything Later
Welcome to the jungle. This is my website, and by being here, you agree to play by the rules — my rules. You don’t get to complain about the fire if you walk willingly into it.
1. You Break It, You Bought It
You use this site at your own risk. You read the content, watch the videos, click the links — that’s on you. If your worldview gets shaken, your feelings get hurt, or your ego gets bruised, congratulations: you’re alive. Don’t email me about it. I’m not your therapist.
2. Intellectual Property
Everything here — the words, the ideas, the raw truth wrapped in barbed wire — is mine. You don’t get to steal it, copy it, paste it into your Instagram captions, or sell it as your own. You want to share something? Cool. Give credit. Be a man. Or a woman. Or whatever. Just don’t be a thief.
3. No Promises, No Hand-Holding
I don’t guarantee anything. Not success, not enlightenment, not a better jawline. The content here is for informational and motivational purposes. If you take action and your life changes, good for you. If it doesn’t, maybe you didn’t listen hard enough.
4. Privacy
I don’t care about your data, and I’m not selling it to anyone. I collect only what’s necessary to keep the site running — like cookies, basic analytics, and maybe your email if you hand it over willingly. Your secrets are safe — unless you're dumb enough to post them in the comments.
5. External Links
If I link to other sites, it's because I think they're useful or interesting. But I don’t control them, and I’m not responsible for whatever weird rabbit hole you end up in. Proceed with caution — and maybe a helmet.
6. Terms Can Change
Just like life, these terms can evolve. I can update them whenever I want, without asking your permission. You’re responsible for checking back in. That’s called being an adult.